Stop the presses! Rumor has it Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is preggers AND engaged to alleged baby daddy Jionni LaValle! For those of you who actually watch Jersey Shore, we all know that this may not be the best idea for the two. The couple has been on and off a lot this year- especially after what happened in Italy last summer! (Jionni left Snooki after she had one too many and let her skirt ride up.) Earlier this year Snooki let us in on a little secret saying: “I know he’s the one so I know the ring’s gonna come soon,” but held our breath until now! As per Snooki’s alcohol consumption, let’s just hope she cuts down COMPLETELY on the alcohol filled water bottles in her new spin off show with costar JWow.

What do you guys think? Can Snooki surprise the world and actually be a good mom? Or is this a sign of the apocalypse?

-Patti, Contributing Elfette